we used to be friends but i haven't thought of you lately at all

i almost choked my lasagna when my dad asked me this:

"so, how does this facebook thing work?"
"umm, it's a networking thing where... wait, why do you want to know?"
"some lady at the company said a thing or two about facebook. so, i was wondering how you use it. she told us to add her in the group if we have it"
"uhhhhhh, righttttttttt..... is it necessary for you to have it? no la yah, you don't need it... trust me. heeh"

i think i want him to be my boyfriend

so comel, adoiiiiiiii

and i want to marry him...... okay, maybe not but look at him

le sighhhhhhhhhhh