can i have the hokey pokey flavour please? make it double scoop thank you.

i am so bored, i could cry now.
i wish my house was near a beach or a lake.
i want to move on to a different phase.
i want people to stop talking.
i want a less stressful life.
i want to stop thinking too much.
i want to be to be a jack of all trades.
i want to have all the clothes in the world.
i want all the books in the world.
i want to have all the movies in the world.
i need a better memory.
i need to be more responsible.

but the most important thing right now is that
i want a garlic crusher.